The most expensive wall clock in the world sells or $1.4 million. This one is far better and it's 100% handmade. It melds gum grey, seafoam and surf blue to suggest a tropical bungalow smelling of coppertone and citrus. Its' rough-hewn complexion comes from a 2 day, 10 step distressing...

It's 100% handmade and we've been told it's probably the coolest clock in the history of the world. Just saying. A partnering of dark turquoise and coconut white conjures up a quaint seaside beach pub in August. Its' rough-hewn complexion comes from a 10 step, 2 day distressing process created...

You know those clocks that synchronize with the Greenwich world clock for accuracy? This one doesn't do that. 100% handmade, it has a coconut white shade that evokes the inviting ambience of carefree beach bungalow. Its' rough-hewn complexion comes from a 10 step, 2 day distressing process created through years...

This white beach clock is 100% handmade and when Jane ran off with a jungle gigolo, Tarzan pitched all her stuff out of the hut except this clock. It features a refreshing coconut white and captures the mellowness of a river house porch at dusk. Its' rustic complexion comes from...

It's 100% handmade, gluten free and one of the Goathopper's favorites. It's a mash of different shades of lagoon blue and seafoam that evoke the mood of a cozy hammock nap at Nags Head. Its' rustic complexion comes from a 10 step, 2 day distressing process created through years of...

If this clock had a flavor it would be melon Jolly Rancher and delicious. It's 100% handmade and features a ripe watermelon color that conjures the sense of Sunday morning at a rustic coastal cottage getaway. Its' rough-hewn complexion comes from a 10 step, 2 day distressing process created through years...

It's 100% handmade and gluten free. The Goathopper made this in art school when he roomed with Mark Rothko. Rothko was so inspired that.. well you know the story. It features soft, rectangular forms floating in saturated colors of garnet and arctic blue. Its' rustic complexion comes from a 10...

This clock is testament that despite an extended camping trip to Canada during the Vietnam years, the Goathopper loves his country. The Burton is 100% handmade. It features muted versions of red, white and blue and reminds us of a carefree July 4th in a Mississippi swamp bungalow. Its' rough-hewn...

It's 100% handmade, gluten free and one of the Goathopper's favorites. It presents a mottling of seafoam and lagoon blue that reminds us of a tropical bungalow smelling of coppertone and citrus. Its' rough-hewn complexion comes from a 10 step, 2 day distressing process created through years of trial and...

This clock is handmade and we call it the Trump. It's outgoing, pretty and promises never to be accurate. It's a combo of spicy brown and grey poupon mustard and conjures up a rustic, coastal cottage getaway. Its' earthy complexion comes from a 2 day, 10 step distressing process created...

It's 100% handmade and probably the coolest beach clock in the world. It sports a distressed coconut white and summons the mellow tone of a tropical cabana. Its' rough-hewn complexion comes from a 10 step, 2 day distressing process created through years of trial and error. We handpick pallet wood...

It's handmade and the official clock of the Jamaican curling team. It's colors of lagoon blue, coconut white and powder blue evoke the inviting ambience of carefree beach bungalow. Its' rough-hewn complexion comes from a 10 step, 2 day distressing process created through years of trial and error.We buy wood...

It's 100% handmade and when Jane left tarzan for a jungle gigolo, she walked out with the dog and this beauty in her arms. It's lagoon blue and grey poupon with pops of sunset orange and summons the mood of a Tahitian lodge smelling of musk. Its' rustic complexion comes...

It's 100% handmade and when Jane left tarzan for a jungle gigolo, she walked out with the dog and this beauty in her arms. It features muted versions of oyster, lagoon blue and coconut white and reminds us of a carefree July 4th in a Louisiana swamp bungalow. Its' rough-hewn...

It's 100% handmade and when Jane left tarzan for a jungle gigolo, she walked out with the dog and this beauty in her arms. It's colors of sunset orange and muddy buddy evoke the inviting ambience of carefree beach bungalow. Its' rough-hewn complexion comes from a 10 step, 2 day...

If Dean Martin had a Goathopper, this would be the one. It's handmade and features colors of banana bread yellow, coconut white and pallet brown that evoke the inviting ambience of a carefree beach bungalow. Its' rough-hewn complexion comes from a 10 step, 2 day distressing process created through years...